Party Invite

Mr H.E. of T. decided to throw a party. On his invite he had a list of things that his guests must do.

1) Do not bring whine, because he did not ask for any.

2) If you are driving pessimism, drive on by.

3) If you are coming wearing jealousy, go back and change.

4) If you have a bitter tongue, please note that only sweet is here.

5) If you have a gossip cell phone, turn it off.

6) If you desire to throw a pity party, please be aware that I am already throwing a fun one.

7) Do not bring petty, it was not invited.

If you cannot follow these instructions, please do not show up.

And now this :-

From a father, Joshua Wooden, to a son, John Wooden, upon his graduation from Grammar School.

Be True To Yourself

Make Each Day Your Masterpiece

Help Others

Drink Deeply From Good Books, Especially The Bible

Make Friendship A Fine Art

Build A Shelter Against A Rainy Day

Pray For Guidance and Give Thanks For Your Blessings Every Day. 🙂

 

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2 responses to “Party Invite

  1. Sound advice and likely a successful party.

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